Your Thursday roundup of interesting news courtesy of the LIVEtheLIFE Team…

A 59-year-old judge is on trial for allegedly using a penis pump while sitting in judgement of others.

In China, wet nursing is back with a vengeance, and human rights activists are not happy.
In Britain, a goat with a rank of lance corporal was demoted after it marched out of line, trying to headbutt the nether regions of drummers during a celebration of Queen Elizabeth II’s birthday.

And of course, in the Philippines, we’re happy our President no longer has diarrhea.